Spencer "The Neanderthal"

One day, after Lisa baked something in a pan much like this, I placed it on a new hot pad that I found like the one in this picture. Lisa noticed what I've done and exclaimed, "I married a caveman!" She then pointed out that I placed the pan on a placemat and not a hot pad.






I said, "Thanks for complimenting me, I like being called a caveman." I would rather be called a caveman than a girly man. I guess girly men would know the difference between placemats and hot pads.

Besides mixing up hot pads and placemats, Lisa showed me the wonderful world of duvets. I've wondered the best way to wash blankets when they get dirty. Duvets solve that little problem. Of course, cavemen would probably end up mixing a duvet for a bed sheet.